喝醉的英语朋友圈句子(一个人喝醉了发的朋友圈)

1.
"Taco
Tuesday
just
turned
into
Tequila
Tuesday
and
now
I
can't
feel
my
face. "】

2.
"Why
do
we
call
it
quarantinis?
I
feel
like
anything
with
alcohol
in
it
should
just
be
called
a
desperate
attempt
to
make
it
through
the
day. "】

3.
"I
can't
be
the
only
one
who
has
sent
drunk
texts
in
their
broken
English
right?"】

4.
"Just
finished
a
bottle
of
wine
and
now
I
feel
like
I'm
fluent
in
at
least
three
languages. "】

5.
"I'm
pretty
sure
my
liver
is
screaming
for
mercy,
but
I
can't
hear
it
over
the
sound
of
the
music. "】

6.
"I
don't
remember
leaving
the
bar
last
night,
but
apparently
I
found
my
way
home
by
following
the
smell
of
pizza. "】

7.
"I
think
I
need
to
start
taking
English
lessons
from
the
back
of
a
tequila
bottle. "】

8.
"There's
no
shame
in
being
a
lightweight,
especially
when
it
comes
to
speaking
English. "】

9.
"I'm
pretty
sure
I
just
ordered
a
burrito
in
German,
but
the
guy
behind
the
counter
just
smiled
and
handed
me
a
quesadilla. "】

10.
"Why
do
people
keep
asking
me
to
speak
in
an
English
accent?
I'm
way
too
drunk
for
impressions. "】

11.
"Is
it
just
me
or
does
everything
sound
better
with
a
British
accent
when
you're
tipsy?"】

1
2.
"I
may
not
remember
what
I
did
last
night,
but
thanks
to
Facebook
memories,
I
can
relive
the
embarrassment
every
year. "】

1
3.
"I
think
I
just
sang
'Sweet
Caroline'
in
a
Jamaican
accent.
Must’ve
been
the
rum
punch. "】

1
4.
"Why
is
it
that
every
time
I
drink,
everything
I
say
sounds
like
it
belongs
in
a
Shakespeare
play?"】

1
5.
"I'm
pretty
sure
'Cheers'
is
the
only
English
word
I
know
and
that's
only
because
of
the
theme
song. "】

1
6.
"Just
had
a
margarita
and
suddenly
I'm
a
language
expert. "】

1
7.
"I'm
convinced
that
my
drunken
slurs
are
just
a
new
dialect
of
the
English
language. "】

1
8.
"I
always
say
I'm
going
to
stop
drinking,
but
then
I
remember
how
much
better
I
sound
when
I'm
slurring
my
words. "】

1
9.
"I'm
pretty
sure
I
just
proposed
to
that
lamp
in
the
corner.
I
hope
it
says
yes. "】

20.
"I
may
not
be
able
to
speak
English
properly
when
I'm
drunk,
but
at
least
I
have
a
good
time
trying. "】